2019 Archive of Select Movie Reviews
In order for me to establish my credibility, please see a select few of my reviews from 2019. #TheMistletoeSecret - Kellie Pickler owns a diner in a failing ski town being taken over by the big, bad corporate resort in Utah. She then sangs a little bit then meets ghostwriter for a Travel Channel Celebrity. She doesn’t know who to fall in love with— the famous celeb or the person who wrote all these articles she fell in love with? Some conflict because the 2 guys have been lying to her all along, but alas, they save the small town and Kellie forgives both the liar men and then makes out with one of them. The End. Enjoyment Level- 7/10 I love a country accent because all I have to do is listen real good for a few minutes, and I’m back to my Teen Miss North Carolina 1999 persona. Vomit Level- 5/10 I am too distracted working on my accent to be offended by the fact they had one token black person with dialogue, random sanging moments to highlight that Kellie can sang cause she sure can’t a...